not a good morning to go to a meeting but whatcha gonna do
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Das rite
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Hell yeah
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“I can’t ever enjoy myself because it’s a sin also I want to get married and have children but that would mean sin I don’t know what to do”
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More like "empty pointless pleasure is bad; sex is for reproducing and bonding with spouse to solidify family and in that context it isn't a sin"
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Thank you for not getting my joke at all and being the way you are, bless you
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Have you even ever heard of autism? Jokes don't exist
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Then maybe consider that before you jump in
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No. Your "joke" contained falsehoods and it is morally imperative that they are corrected.
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guys this thread is very funny but please consider my poor notifications going off every time someone adds to it
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"hey i have a great idea for a date" "o ya" *she says, excited* "let's go to paris" "omg" "and explore the metro system"
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*spend lots of money on plane tickets* *nice hotel* "where we gonna spend our weekend first? eiffel tower? louvre?" "well i think we'll do Porte Dauvine-Nation and Chateau de Vincennes-La Defense today and then just Pont de Levalois-Gallieni on Sunday, don't want to be too busy b
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dude my mom has parental controls on my account she thought you're just a thomas the train page im so getting grounded for this
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Woah buddy I follow for wholesome trains
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