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Literally all you need is a rake (or anything you can strike them with) to utterly and totally BTFO a goose. Call them (geese) out on their bullshit. Britain conquered half the world. Now they're ceding territory to water fowl.
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You talk a big game, fella. Geese are demons given avian form. Born of malice and forged in honking rage, a single angry goose can shut down an entire park. This is why it is important to always shoot geese on sight.pic.twitter.com/6GgqdDMkNg
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what’s level 1? global thermonuclear goose-attacks?
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RPGS these days smh
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London Underground. How predictabo.
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If one of them would grow some balls, they could have some foie gras with their lunch - it's a goose, it's not a fare-paying passenger...
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We're at GOOSECON level 2.
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And here I am wondering what's stopping them from simply shooting the goose.
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There's still government employees with guns.
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Whenever I see a Canadian goose I think of Kerry's hunting them. He was so proud of his skill when all you have to do is walk up to a Canadian goose and shoot him if that's your gig. Too much like execution if you ask me.
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