I may never own a railroad or have kids or achieve really any of my goals in life but at least I can be a good friend to cool people online.
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Replying to @380kmh
Love that you equate "Having unprotected sex resulting in conception" with "Being the principle owner of a railroad" in terms of difficulty
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Replying to @rlegrid
they're nowhere near the same in difficulty, that's why I listed railroad first (also bc it matters more to me)
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