Today's "crossing the street for some Dunks" adventure: surge in afternoon traffic utterly paralyzed the intersection, much to my amusement
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cars were backed up in all four directions; southbound traffic waited thru an entire cycle without budging, people making reckless turns...
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...honking whenever they got within 30' of each other, all that jazz. The traffic had backed up into the Dunks parking lot + drive thru, too
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Safely inside, I placed my order and waited. During my wait, a man who had been sitting near the window got up and walked to the counter...
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...I didn't quite catch it, but I think he asked them if he could get a hamburger. There was some confusion, then he returned to his seat...
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...with his head in his hands, realizing he'd spilled the beans & now everyone in the Dunks knew he was high out of his mind
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Around this time I noticed he had a medical bracelet on his arm, too--guess he'd fled a hospital. The staff called 911 as I left.
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Returning to the office, I got one last laugh @ the traffic as the entire northbound lane was held up for half a cycle by a texting driver
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