One of my roommates is fond of telling me to help myself to whatever food he buys. In other words, he's eating all the food I buy.
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...only to wake up and find that he had used all of my olive oil for his dinner last night. So instead, I've cooked them in chili oil.
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And let me tell you. It. Is. HOT.
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