Was walking to a meeting today, a few papers in hand, and I came upon roadwork blocking the sidewalk...no crosswalk, so I went into the road
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being a gangster or something--I gave them a nod as I passed (I do this for everyone) and they went wild "ohhhh he even gave u the nod!"
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Which was when I realized that the person they had been calling a gangster was me, lmfao
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Hah! Great story. That reminds me, a bunch of teens I'd never seen before treated me w/exaggerated respect once -
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- and I realized that, coming out of a funeral, I looked exactly like how mob assassins look in movies.
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lmfao, perfect
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when my buddy's dad died several years ago, we all went to his friend's house after the funeral; the friend's dad opened the door
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and nearly jumped when he saw the four of us all suited up; "Jesus, I thought you guys were the Feds!"
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Hahaha, excellent!
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