I made my transfer between Euston and Liverpool Street with about 15 minutes to spare, but wew that was very stressful
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Something is amiss when Japanese subways have more aisle space and higher ceilings than English ones
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Also lmfao why do only some of the ticket machines accept bills, smdh, had to wait in line for an appropriate one to be free
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ANYWAY, all complaints aside, I am now sitting pretty on the express to Norwich, which has OUTLETS AND WIFI, very spacious seats too
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Norwich? Are you going to meet Alan Partridge?
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seeing my cousin
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Does he work for Radio Norwich though?

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lmao don't think so
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wait what how tall are you
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6'3" or appx 190 cm
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oh ok I was picturing you like gulliver, lying prone & occupying an entire carriage while the tiny commuters scurry around
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on a point of information i would add that in most non-pornographic representations of the scene, gulliver is depicted supi
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