Ticket inspector at stations is also bouncer; rail system exclusive like a nightclub
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Enforce public standards for sight, sound, and smell--if you're too offensive in one of these categories you'll be turned around at the gate
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standards are relaxed for final train of the night; try not to get stuck on the last train lads
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like gold piping and epaulettes on navy blue uniforms and white gloves?
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of course! but I'm talking about for passengers
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three piece suits for first class, business suits for business class, track suits for third class
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no no a dress code, not a uniform
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alternatively you could put a bow tie on the front of a train
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for the purposes of this thought experiment? sure
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i'll dress nicely for long plane/train trips, usually gets me better treatment
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idea: trains distribute cool branded uniforms to passengers
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dressing trains would be very fun. May present sizing issues.
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this is the reason I never touch the subway: smelly, strange people reside there
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