dress poorly, don't shower, eat a clove of garlic before arriving
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stare at the floor and mumble indirectly when talking to people
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pad the shit outta your resume they won't ask you about any of it
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Replying to @380kmh @thelateempire
drink lots of coffee so your hands are nice and sweaty for handshakes
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