Marlboro: normie as they come; you're trying too hard to look badass
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American Spirit: you started smoking because it was popular with your hipster friends, you have way too much cash, you care abt organic food
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Camel: you frequently give your cigarettes to women
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Maverick: you don't have any money but care about your image anyway
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Pall Mall: your life is a wreck
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Newport: you are either Puerto Rican or a wigger
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Pyramid: you spent the rest of your money on scratch tickets
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Virginia Slim: 50+ year old white woman or any age Japanese man
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Double Diamond: black
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Parliament: you are either a woman or you own at least one Lord of the Rings replica sword--either way you call yourself "classy"
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Dunhill: you only buy your cigarettes in foreign countries, also, you're probably Muslim
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Lucky Strike: you are heartbroken that you weren't alive for World War II
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Bugler/rollie: "I'm trying to quit" or you just love spliffs
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Cloves: you hate yourself and everyone around you
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E-cigs: we get it,
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Cigarette-colored ceramic one-hitters: dude who the fuck do you think you're fooling
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Kools: black, but you're not poor
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Lucky Strikes: you'd rather be in the 1940s.
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