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"Coming into town he saw a friend, and asked him if anything had happened in his absence. - no, nothing really - really? I've been gone two months, and nothing happened? - yeah. Well, come to think of it, your dog died...
- my dog?? What happened to him? - choked, I hear. Tried eating some burned cow hide but couldn't swallow it. Poor guy - that's terrible! But wait, how did he get burned cow hide? - oh right. Well, probably from when your barn burned down. I think a cow was in there
- what?? My barn too? How did it catch fire? - hmm... probably some embers from the house blew in and caught the hay - hold on. My house too? - yeah, burned to the ground. A curtain must've blown over one of the candles and caught
- but that's crazy, I never used candles... - oh, i know, they were probably from the wake - ...the wake? Who died? - your mother-in-law, I'm sorry to break the news. They say she died of a broken heart. - oh my God...this is awful. But why was she heartbroken?
- oh, her daughter ran off with that biker. She was devastated, never forgave her, died within the week. But yeah, besides that, not much to report
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