Kid started crying loudly but stopped when driver offered him a banana
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He has finished the banana and is ready to begin screaming again
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Dude u really think that’ll stop her?
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No but it'll stop me
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Alex joins
#BleachRight -
U kidding me I'm a founding member
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Apologies, king, I did not know
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Was it "hey nice shirt" Or more "you aight white boy"
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"Wowww, I love your shirt! [to her kid] look, it has flowers, and branches..."
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She’s shopping for a new father for the child, be careful!
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… Nothing wrong with that necessarily, no?
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no, not necessarily, but it's a substantially different kind of responsibility...
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RAISE
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(LOL, he’s never going to admit to finding a single mom attractive again)
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Is there any more quietly heroic role in life than Better-Than-My-Real-Dad Stepdad?
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She got pregnant just from looking at you and your shirt.
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