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laura johnston
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True Blue! Cancer Survivor! Slave to 7 cats. Animal lover, Fringe, Lostie, Stargate SG!, TV Fan. Still searching for Walter Bishop.
New YorkJoined August 2011

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I kwall under da blanky I snuggles wif mama It smells funny inside But I still stay Purring loudly I hears a wumble Agen and agen It sounds like funder I twy to ask mama Why it smells like eggs Wen dere be no eggs But befor she ansers I fall fast asleep #StinkyFunderEggs
Cheddar is lying down and looking at the camera with his mouth open, as if he is talking and telling the story.
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Trump falsely accused Biden of “spying on his campaign.” Today, it was revealed that Trump and Fox News colluded to *actually* spy on Biden’s campaign. Every accusation is always a confession.
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Socky gots a bed of warm Chewy not noed But den she found out. So she go in Socky's bed And Socky had a gwumpy So gwate anty bwings a new bed It be heated too! She ses it for Socky But Socky not go inside I finds da bed I kwall inside And now it be mine! #MineNotSockys
Cheddar hangs his head sideways out of a cave-shaped bed, with a happy and somewhat smug look on his face.
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Girl, you’re right. Let’s do it. “Red states, on average, rank significantly higher than blue states when it comes to freeloading off other states. But why are blue states significantly less dependent on federal largess? Because blue states contribute far tampabay.com/opinion/2022/0 Show more
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