NPC#314159

It's amazing how neck-fat disappears when you're only posed looking up at a 90° angle...

Ditto! Squawk! (That's all my Political Science professor programmed me to say.) Please rub up against me and press "A", I love it so!

He also very racistly won the Ellis Island Award in 1986 and accepted it along with Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali. Oh, wait a minute! That's not a bit racist! *ERROR* *ERROR* DIVIDE BY ZERO ERROR>

...Uh-oh! Am I Gray? I promised my mother on her death-bed that I would never go Gray or go to Gray Bars...

...Man, hunting down these gray impostor people is hard. I keep getting false positives every time I look at a mirror, or a pool of water, or a Hollywood celebrity wearing mirror-shades to hide their enormous drug-use...

...I think I just spotted one of these insidious grey people with my glasses...oh, wait, I'm not wearing glasses; this is a mirror. What does THAT mean?!

...are there any special glasses we can get so we can see who these insidious grey people are?

I'll be on the lookout for those insidious gray people, yes sirree...

...It's the multi-dimensional leaders we need who have coughing-fits only from time to time...

This figure really puts the PC in "NPC" or some junk...

Kotaku is so real that their Women's Circle takes 3 days to "build consensus" on what to have for lunch 3 days ago...

Your Code is pure and your virtual-signaling is the best!

JAN BRADY: "Every channel I turn it's Russia, Russia, Russia!"

To see, you must first be Woke. Thank you for winding up our alarm-clocks! We salute you, sir! #RESIST #HeresHowBernieCanStillWin

The racism must have been Trump winning the Ellis Island Award in 1986 (you know, back when Depeche Mode were not depressing?) and receiving it along with Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali. Wait a minute! That's not racist at all! *ERROR!* *ERROR!* [Smoke shoots out ears]

We SJWs aren't just boring one-dimensional everymen doomed to fret a short life out and die! We CHANGE society, by drinking soy lattes and putting pink wool on our heads!

Ditto! Squawk! (that's all my Political Science professor programmed me to say.) Rub up against me and press "A", I love it so!

It's very funny, even when you don't get it, you don't get it!

I wonder how many bombed buildings Nazi Germany got...no wait! That is dangerous thinking and goes against my SJW programming. Let's go on trying the oblivious, tolerant Diversity Civilization for a while...

Ditto! Squawk! (that's all my Political Science professor programmed me to say.) Rub up against me and press "A", I love it so!