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Julie
@2tonshorty
#voteblue #LQBTQally #science #BLM Pro-choiceAF
Bourbon drinking, foul mouthed wife, mom and dog lover. Fuck the GOP. Support small biz. Don't be a dick.
Colorado, USAJoined October 2015
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I don't recommend breaking a shoulder in your 50s, or really any bone, but I especially don't recommend getting calcific tendonitis as a result of the injury. That shit hurts. Orthopod gave me a steroid injection for inflammation and says it should resolve in 3-6 months. MONTHS?!
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Hey bobo and 3 toes. Once again it reads, Congress shall make no law...or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press;
It doesn't apply to PRIVATE businesses,but feckless trunts are too stupid to get that.
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Don't bother trying to tell thrice failed GED ammosexual Barbie that she's a fucking moron.
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Why the fuck is Sinema dressed like Big Bird in drag??
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I don't think Qevin gets to tell President Biden jack shit.
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#CO03 you could've had but instead you look at bobo and think, yeah that's EXACTLY the person who represents my values as a human being and a citizen? 🤦🏻♀️
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He wants Gilead. The scary thing is there are SO many that support it.
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Ron DeSantis is assaulting our democracy. He is raising the cost of living for Floridians while at the same time curtailing our freedoms. He’s a danger to America.
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The will have to go back to their regularly scheduled faux outrage and oppressing everyone who isn't a white cis male. Fuck all the way off.
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BREAKING: The FAA has temporarily closed three airports along the Carolina coastline as the Biden administration considers a plan to shoot down a large Chinese balloon suspected of conducting surveillance on the U.S. military. apnews.com/article/politi
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The balloon has landed, now we're all going to float.
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Pricey but it works SO well, I've used it for a few years now. If you can it in your area, I highly recommend it.
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Dr at my annual physical today after discussing menopause: U will be post menopausal 12 months after your last period.
Me: My last period was 18 years ago...at age 35! (reproductive issues) Are you telling me you can't tell me how much longer this shit is going to last??
Dr: 👀
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I'm against torture but I will make an exception for the entirety of the #HouseGOP and #SenateGOP . They should be forced to listen to the Kars 4 Kids jingle on loop for eternity. I said what I said. #notsorry
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It really sucks being the same age as old people.
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My gods, she's REALLY fucking dumb.
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Socialism is not welcome in these United States.
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There's a reason some species eat their young. May the universe grant me the strength tonight to not tell my nearly 23 y.o. to fuck ALLLLLLL the way off. Don't fucking @ me either bc if you're a parent, you know.
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We're now entering the find out phase.
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Just in: Santos' old treasurer has resigned. He does not have a treasurer, meaning he can't raise or spend money. He also has to file a campaign finance report ... today. docquery.fec.gov/pdf/882/202301
I'm generating my own nuclear fission..
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I'll be watching the reboot of #nightcourt because John Laroquette is brilliant and hilarious. He was amazing as Dan Fielding and Lionel Tribbey. Yes, he's had other roles but c'mon.
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I watched the first 2 episodes of #The1619Project and they were excellent. Heavy, painful stuff to watch, ruminate on & learn but that's what history is. I will be watching the series in its entirety because Black history IS American history. Period. We NEED to do better.
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I'm having the mother of all hor flashes right now. At this rate, I'm quite sure I'm going to burst into flames.
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I love this so much!
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A special message from our guy @HamlinIsland. 
#LoveForDamar | #ForDamar
#LoveForDamar | #ForDamar
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My children are native to Colorado and as such have no idea what good Chinese take out is like. Chinese food here is AWFUL, like really really really bad, so much so they think Panda Express is not so bad. I've failed them.
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This was Tyre Nichols just out there living his life doing what he enjoyed.
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Tyre Nichols, 29, was a dad to a 4-year-old son. He loved to photograph sunsets and skateboard, a passion he’s had since he was a little boy.
If you want to share a video, share this one. It’s how his family wants him to be remembered. 
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Every teacher in DeSantistan Florida should take the books that are banned and set up free libraries on private property.
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An ABSOLUTELY HEARTBREAKING message from a teacher in Duval County, Florida who is being forced to make her classroom library inaccessible as a result of @RonDeSantisFL's policies
(via @MelissainJax)
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Now this bill won’t pass, not with Democrats in the Senate & the White House, but the fact that it even made it to committee, says a lot about where the Republicans stand, and who they really work for.
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Next door neighbors are from VA and GA and apparently didn't think clearing their driveway of snow in January in Colorado was necessary. Dumb shits left their car w the ass end in the st for 4 days bc they couldn't get up the driveway. They're learning the hard way.
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One thing that will happen to this country if the scumpublican’s implement their 30% tax is that people won’t be able to afford luxury items like electronics, new furniture, homes, cars, etc.
This in turn will bitch slap the ever loving fuck out of the republicans.
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Saw a theater production of The Sound of Music today. It was a fantastic show! Since it was a Saturday matinee it was like geezer day though. I mean some of these folks were so old I think they attended the actual Von Trapp wedding.
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DoJ tells gym jordan to fuck off and it's beautiful.
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Gym: so I have a bunch of questions for you about shit that’s really none of my business
DOJ; yeah… probably not. Maybe try legislating instead
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Y'all out here still trolling George Anthony Kitara Devolder Ravache Santos is so disrespectful. You act like he didn't discover electricity while inventing the Atari 8600. Rude.
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Or high school.
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I will never attend the World Economic Forum.
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I'm a firm believer that most organized religions are a fucked up cult. I'm watching Under the Banner of Heaven and I gotta say, LDS and FLDS really seem like 2 of the worst. I said what I said.
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The person who says "I don't mean to be that person but" is, in fact, always that person.
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