Joe Rumrill

@2tonbug

get tickets!

Brooklyn NY
instagram.com/joerumrillhoor…
Joined July 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    14 Aug 2018

    I will henceforth only be doing stand up with a full backing band. Presenting: Joe Rumrill and the RumRelles live at the Macaulay Culkin Show. Featuring the talents of and RJ Christian on sax.

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  2. 14 hours ago

    I don’t subscribe to that John Waters quote about not being with someone who doesn’t have books because what if they had THIS one???!

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  3. 19 hours ago

    Thought this would be about the Motown group, but they just brought out tray after tray of decadent sweets and treats!

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  4. Jul 16

    Listening to a guy explain his electric scooter injury to a lawyer over the phone in this coffee shop, and you’ll all be happy to know that the wheels of justice are already in motion: he has been asked to quiet down

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  5. Retweeted
    Jul 16

    Are you ready for more ? JUL 24 - Josh Sharp JUL 31 - AUG 7 - & WATCH LIVE every Wednesday at

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  6. Jul 15

    I’ve seen interviews with these guys, and I didn’t want to be any of them

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  7. Retweeted
    Jul 13

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  8. Jul 14

    More proof NYC is the best city in the world

    , , and 3 others
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  9. Jul 13

    Sorry NYC, the blackout was caused by me plugging this in

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  10. Retweeted
    Jul 12

    FRI 7/19: Comedy meets capitalism at hosted by with house band ! Featuring: Entrepreneurs Sharks

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  11. Jul 12

    Damn...war IS hell!

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  12. Jul 11

    This honestly could have stopped at the word “me”

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  13. Jul 10

    This is BULLSHIT

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  14. Retweeted
    Jul 10

    Can y'all imagine if the Gremlins and Jason Vorhees both attacked at the same time that would be some difficult shit to deal with anyway talk to you later

    92 replies 1,712 retweets 9,842 likes
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  15. Jul 9

    Just saw a guy in a shirt that said “RULE BREAKER” look both ways before crossing the street

    4 replies 3 retweets 66 likes
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  16. Jul 9

    (Wealthy old white woman stops the dog I’m walking from peeing on a public tree) WOWW: this tree is off-limits Me: oh, I’m sorry...you planted it? WOWW: No, but it’s- (She doesn’t get to finish because I have started peeing on the tree as well)

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  17. Jul 9

    Bun in the oven

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  18. Jul 9

    Vintage/homemade t-shirt sale in my IG stories (ig handle: joerumrillhooray) here’s just a few!

    2 replies 1 retweet 24 likes
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  19. Jul 8

    Hollywood’s afraid to cast me as a romantic lead

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  20. Retweeted
    Jul 8

    🍝TONIGHT🍝 Future Forms x Meatball Monday returns to the basement underneath Serafina Ludlow. Ft ! Always freeee and extended happy hour for comedy show viewers.

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  21. Jul 8

    Video game idea: Ella Fitzgerald’s Pro Scatter

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