William Schwartz

@2William

Tech comms. Very susceptible to hype.

NYC
Joined April 2008
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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    We still grilling in 2017 he grilling in 2047

    6 replies 806 retweets 1,048 likes
  2. 16 hours ago

    Desus and Mero is such a good show. I wish it wasn't on Viceland so more people could actually see it.

    1 reply
  3. Jun 9

    Never forget

    1 reply 2 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    America can land a robot on a planet 33 million miles away, but can’t figure out how to make sure 15 million kids dont live in poverty

    203 replies 1,633 retweets 3,346 likes
  5. Jun 9

    Just wait until you see the impeachment hearing ratings

    19.5 million TV viewers watched James Comey testify in "Washington's Super Bowl"
    2 replies 1 retweet 1 like
  6. Jun 9

    I'd like to see a detailed blog post about how the NBA could hypothetically rig the outcome of games while covering it all up perfectly.

  7. Jun 9

    JR tweet ominously got deleted

  8. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    If you don't get invited to this meeting and want to know what it was like, just drink a bottle of gin and then waterboard yourself.

    Perfect time to break news: Trump to have a second meeting this month w/ entrepreneurs and VCs on emerging tech
    121 replies 1,157 retweets 2,855 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    i don't really hate the warriors but if i did this game would be exhibit a

    1 reply 9 retweets 18 likes
  10. Jun 9

    Reporter Covering Inauguration Protests Now Faces 75 Years in Prison

  11. Jun 8

    Wow

    1 retweet
  12. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    The Eichenwald Hentai Defense has entered the online pantheon along with such greats as the Obamacare Printer Livestream & the Wife Email

    35 replies 123 retweets 1,251 likes
  13. Jun 8

    Incredible

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  14. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Paul Ryan is basically using Seinfeld-logic to defend President Trump

    Paul Ryan: Donald Trump Is Basically George Costanza
    Not really. But actually.
    27 replies 234 retweets 355 likes
  15. Jun 8

    Tfw you announce to your followers voluntarily that you might watch Hentai while tweeting and discuss tentical porn with your kids.

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    1 like
  16. Jun 8

    This was actually pretty obvious when you read his tweets on Qatar.

    MSNBC reporting White House sources says Trump "may not have known" the US has troops based in Qatar.
    1 retweet 2 likes
  17. Jun 8

    Ah what would we do without the strength and resolve of Marco Rubio.

  18. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Me rooting for Comey while knowing the corruption of the FBI

    52 replies 7,171 retweets 23,598 likes
  19. Jun 7

    The NFL Machine Has Finally Beaten Colin Kaepernick

    1 reply
  20. Jun 7

    $632 to take an Uber from Chicago to Buffalo, NY is actually a great deal.

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