Followed by "before I was born". The little fuckers know how to turn on a light bulb (light bulb, electricity, switch) all invented before they were born.
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Whats that got to do with anything?!?!
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I did this yesterday with you. 

To answer yesterdays question I have more than a 3-day weekend.


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You have a 3 day weekend?!? Awesome!!



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Why are you interested? You must answer with more than "why not?"
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Who says I’m interested...???
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I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. How many of these do you have in your twitter world?


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Charlie Brown!!! He’s the bestest!



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What am I supposed to do - fax everyone their birthday cards?


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The extra nickel is a storage charge?
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The Christmas Card manufacturing companies can't be pleased with this. Millennials: People used to send actual cards?? With handwriting? Full words??
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Yet another crap joke from a way past it’s due tv show. The only reason I don’t block you is because it’s funnier laughing at you than your jokes.
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You're wasting your time
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I used one last week to mail my 100 year old auntie a birthday card. Under 30 and over 75?
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That is not funny. It doesn’t even provoke a smile. It is humour from a vending machine. 22 Minutes ceased being funny circa 1997. 22 Minutes should cease to be altogether.
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So maybe you will actually get your mail and not have it sit in some carriers house for a couple years?
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