Valentina

One of my biggest @Bloodline questions: dear Costume team, how do you get Kevin's shirts so fantastically worn in?!?? Please teach me

Revisiting Romeo+Juliet (21 yrs later - how is that possible?!) Fucking magic. Please have Mr. @bazluhrmann do ALL OF THE SHAKESPEARE

How come no one has nicknamed Sand Hill Road "Capital Hill"? #yourewelcomeworld #fun #jokes #CapitalHill™

#tentickles @ El Squid Roe https://www.instagram.com/p/BTRyM2EBsFR/ 

This P*I*M*P* turns 80 today which is badass (and also incomprehensible to me since he stopped… https://www.instagram.com/p/BSKqylaBhUA/ 

Most of my 30s have been spent on IMDB praying that certain celebrities are not younger than I am. #yayRyanReynolds #damnyouGosling

UPDATE: I PETTED A RANDOM DOG ON THE STREET BUT HE WASNT THAT INTO ME AND THIS FEELS WORSE THAN NO PETTING #drama #problems #crisis

I haven't petted a dog or cat in like 3 days and I think it's affecting my will to live.

I get very weirded out when the after pic is on the left & the before pic on the right. That's not how chronology/eyes work. #deepthoughts

Quick question... Dear ladies on #Intervention, if u so good at taking drugs all day, why not birth control pills??? #soeasy #wtf

Yeah I can camp. Is there booze? A bed? Hilarious friends? Bonus horses and even a beach? I'm… https://www.instagram.com/p/BNVYL_bjfdm/ 

Another shameless beach pony selfie, plus 2 bonus cute big butts #plusoneassinaredhat… https://www.instagram.com/p/BNSq87vDcre/ 

I've had worse Thanksgivings... #cowboyup #poniesondabeach #ponydrankin @ Montana De Oro… https://www.instagram.com/p/BNNSDVyDyda/ 

I find this anti-Slytherin agenda to pretty offensive, @target #america #2016 #slytherinlivesmatter https://www.instagram.com/p/BNBI7BWDfc3/ 

Pretending my family/haters haven't told me this is what meth heads and teen moms and PWT girls… https://www.instagram.com/p/BMvbIKwD9Dp/ 

Is there a slide-back-Saturday? A rerun-Sunday? Cause I found this and want to post it nowsies.… https://www.instagram.com/p/BMvWekwjN5D/ 

If u can show me just ONE person I find smart/clever/talented giving some great pro-Trump rhetoric today, I'll give u all the things.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BMmMJAAjeN6/ 

I'm gonna blow some minds today by telling l everyone that I CAN in fact believe it's November already

My parents are sad about: that I've gotten so liberal up here, that I covered my skin in vile tattoos, that I call their friends 'squares'