1StatArb1

@1StatArb1

Trade market-neutral pairs, vol spreads... start-ups, music, food and Chicago Bulls. Essentially, I'm too big to fail so all my trades work out in the end

Joined April 2011

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  1. 24 Apr 2016

    How many more weeks do I have to wait?

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    22 Mar 2016
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    25 Mar 2016

    At we measure customer support in minutes. Not days or weeks. Because it matters.

  4. Retweeted
    16 Nov 2015

    When the Finance Dept says the Legal Dept is the best at tracking financials in the entire company...

  5. 9 Aug 2015

    I liked a video from @JackDreifuss Pablo is The Michael Jordan of Dog Jumping

  6. 9 Aug 2015

    Pablo is The Michael Jordan of Dog Jumping: via

  7. 27 Jul 2015

    I liked a video from @JackDreifuss Openvest (YC Fellowship) Application Video

  8. 27 Jul 2015

    Openvest (YC Fellowship) Application Video: via

  9. 17 Feb 2015

    Is anyone trading RadioShack debt? If so, i'd love to hear what/why... it's been keeping the stock afloat for some time

  10. Retweeted
    10 Feb 2015

    Introducing Box EKM: enterprise encryption key management that doesn't compromise user experience.

  11. Retweeted
    23 Jan 2015

    Congratulations to and the Box team on their IPO and for creating a great company!

  12. 15 Dec 2014

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  13. Retweeted
    8 May 2014

    Continuing on our transformation, ’s 300k employees will now be collaborating simply on thx !!

  14. Retweeted
    8 May 2014

    Excited to announce that GE has chosen Box for content sharing! Thanks and Thomas Edison!

  15. Retweeted
    24 Mar 2014

    Box's S-1 will be publicly filed this afternoon. This tweet does not constitute an offer of any securities for sale.

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    7 Mar 2014
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    13 Nov 2013

    No one rational would have turned down $3 billion for SnapChat. But, no one rational would have built SnapChat in the first place.

  18. Retweeted
    7 Nov 2013

    Before marrying someone, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet, just to see who they really are.

  19. 6 Nov 2013

    Can you still have a private twitter account once goes public?

  20. 15 Aug 2013

    Soros & Icahn are taking bets against Ackman as a part of the hazing process to get in the "Old Angry Billionaire Jews Justice League"

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