It's 2020 and I'm sitting in my suburban kitchen with a bottle of Barefoot Pinot, surrounded by lit Bath and Body Works candles, carving "live, laugh, love" into the barrel of my Glock .40
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I’m just wondering about your candle flavors.
I confess that in real life I don't own a single scented candle
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I believe this
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This sounds like a cry for help. Do you need candles? Perhaps in pumpkin spice?
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I hate that there's a reloader out there who's like "Touch of allspice and a pinch of nutmeg? Shouldn't throw ballistics off too much." Also, now I realise that I have a business opportunity...
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we have a ton of extra incense if you want any...
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I dmed you to fix this.
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This probably smells like shit and candles are bad but if I had to guess knowing I was wrong it would be this.pic.twitter.com/dQU4kCubtC
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