It's 2020 and I'm sitting in my suburban kitchen with a bottle of Barefoot Pinot, surrounded by lit Bath and Body Works candles, carving "live, laugh, love" into the barrel of my Glock .40
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Replying to @1misanthrophile
Sounds like a very rough life. Maybe you should invite some houseless people into your home to make it more lively.
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Replying to @TearGasOnMyTaco @stackedhi
It's always painful when they have their one joke but the specific thing they're replying to doesn't really fit into it and they decide to go for it anyway
10:13 PM - 10 Nov 2020
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