It's 2020 and I'm sitting in my suburban kitchen with a bottle of Barefoot Pinot, surrounded by lit Bath and Body Works candles, carving "live, laugh, love" into the barrel of my Glock .40
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Can’t have any fun here without someone coming in for the “well actually”
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I was already pretty sure of that
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I retract... I'm still envious of the bottle of wine. I'm ass deep in a snow storm and wineless. Enjoy!
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