Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile) on Twitter: "YouTube's algorithm decided I'm the proper demographic for an ad for legal representation after I, very specifically, shoot and kill someone in self-defense They followed it up immediately with an ad for magnetic eyelashes I don't know who I am anymore and I'm going to bed"

@1misanthrophile

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1. Pitchforks & Guillotines‏ @lisaenglishsays Nov 9
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  That is hilarious.
  
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1. Pitchforks & Guillotines‏ @lisaenglishsays Nov 9
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  Goodnight!
  
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1. Rosa ‏ @Rosebrujeria Nov 9
  Replying to @1misanthrophile
  
  I only get adds for men's razors and Russian vodka... I say they know me well.
  
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1. Antifa 'check out Radio Bloc' PR‏ @BashingFash Nov 9
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  I'm not the only one getting out of place CCW insurance ads? Damn, felt special for a bit
  
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1. PUT A MASK ON IT‏ @bejeezus Nov 9
  Replying to @1misanthrophile
  
  I got a private jet company ad. Followed up by partial dentures. The magnetic lashes sound sweet
  
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1. RIP Alex Who is Buck Borasky, Frontier Programmer?‏ @znmeb Nov 9
  Replying to @1misanthrophile
  
  Magnetic eyelashes aren't worth shooting someone over ... wait ... are they? :-)
  
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1. Outlaw Mama‏ @outlaw_mama Nov 9
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  they want to make sure your eyelashes don't fall off while "allegedly" murdering someone in cold blood and that you have proper representation in court lol better than what I was getting, john cornyn adds
  
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