Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)

"Do you want to respond to that, Mr. Biden?" "No." I cackled. Sorry, neighbors

Biden is doing so good I kind of like him right now Please don't unfollow me, I'm just saying that's how well he's doing right now Talking about phased reopening in a way that sounds realistic but possible. I mean, seriously, he's killing it

Trump saying that the shutdown is leading to suicide, depression, alcohol, drugs, and abuse. We have to reopen to save the country "He'll close the country down if one person in our massive bureaucracy says to shut it down!"

"That's simply not true," Biden retorts. "We can walk and chew gum at the same time." And there he is, the Biden I know: back He does follow up with advocation of contact tracing, plenty of testing: a safe opening of schools. Doing really good

Oh my god, Trump asserting that plexiglass is too expensive for businesses and we shouldn't mandate it or New York City will literally fucking die Biden retorts that NYC has done a great job of flattening the curve This is a murder, I am watching a murder on live TV

Trump now talking about the importance of protecting our seniors by....reopening and testing? He's now saying that Faucci said not to wear masks and that COVID wasn't a problem "I'm not knocking him, I mean, nobody knew!" AAAAAAAAAAAA

"So HE'S allowed to make mistakes!" Trump says petulantly, than scowls at Biden as the former VP reminds Trump that he knew good and goddamn well how dangerous this disease was, but didn't "want us to panic" "Americans don't panic. He panicked" Oh. My. God.

.........Trump has 30 seconds to respond to this devastating attack and out of nowhere pivots to Wall Street Accuses Biden of fundraising from Wall Street. "I could blow away your records like you wouldn't believe. We have plenty of money!" This is a work of fucking art