Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)

And Trump immediately torpedoes it by saying that "with the possible exception of Abraham Lincoln" he's done the most for Black people Or maybe that plays well to someone, I don't know. I guess it's possible

Biden denies ever saying "superpredators" Reminds Biden that Trump said the problem with the bill was that there aren't enough people in jail. His words about "marauding gangs" The Central Park 5, of course

Biden comes out as opposed as mandatory minimum sentencing, advocates for rehab instead jail for addicts "But why didn't you do that 4 years ago?" Trump asks I mean, we could ask the same of you for the last 4 years bro

"I ran because of you!" Trump repeats about 20 times bafflingly

Joe says the nation knows who Trump is and who Joe is "The character of the country is on the ballot. Look at us closely." Trump says something about Biden "not being an innocent baby" and brings up The Laptop

"I want to stay on the issue of race," the moderator pleads impotently as Biden says, The Laptop is bullshit and no one believes it, and Trump saying, oh are you saying it's Russiagate again?

Trump asked about that thing where he retweeted someone chanting "White Power" and responds by saying that the first time he saw Black Lives Matter it was them chanting something about pigs in a blanket and frying them like bacon That's the whole response

"I am the least racist person in the room!" Trump declares several times "Abraham Lincoln here is one of the most racist president we've had in modern history" Biden says in my favorite moment of this campaign so far