And then Biden says "poor boys" instead of proud boys but who fucking cares at this point
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Trump talking about how much Biden loves teeny tiny windows, just obsessed with tiny windows, the large window demographic must be absolutely thrilled right now
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Biden reminds everyone that Trump once said windmills cause cancer "I know more about wind than you do!" Trump retorts Biden laughs "They kill all the birds!" Biden laughs harder
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Finally, Trump gets to talk about fracking Biden categorically rules out banning fracking. Trump looks very pleased I really don't think Big Frack is going to save him. I know they're powerful but even they can't resurrect the dead
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Two old men compete for who loves fracking more
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Trump asked about the health impact on families that live close to oil wells as a result of him rolling back regulations Trump says they're making lots of money. Especially Hispanic people I say again: it's certainly a choice
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Biden talks about the health hazards from chemical plants. How he knows about it from his time in Delaware. How all kinds of people got cancer because of the pollution Trump looks bored as fuck, then remembers he's supposed to look sad when people talk about cancer
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Trump asks Biden whether he'd close the oil wells. Biden says that yes, he would, because they make people sick "That's a big statement," Trump says, and he's right Biden says he won't give any more federal subsidies to oil
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"Biden says he's going to destroy the oil industry. WIll you remember that, Texas? Pennsylvania? Oklahoma? Ohio?" Another rare good moment for Trump
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We are on to "leadership" Trump asked what he'll say to Americans who didn't vote for him The president talks about restoring America to the perfection it used to be before "the plague" Biden pointedly tucks his pen back into his suit pocket
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Trump says Biden will destroy the economy. Biden looks off into the middle distance
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Biden asked what he'll say to those who didn't vote for him. He says the political thing about how he'll be a president for everyone. "Choose hope over fear." Heinous fluffy bullshit, but his opponent's corpse is literally putrefying next to him so who cares
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IT'S OVER I'm smiling for the first time in days. It's such a pleasure to see Trump verbally stabbed to death on live TV for an hour and a half straight I'm going to go for a walk and bask in this strange and unfamiliar glow of satisfaction
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(for those who don't know, I'm one of the 5 people who thought Trump won the first debate so this isn't Biden rose-colored-glasses, I assure you)
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