Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)

Biden asks why he thinks he'll be able to control North Korea when there were so many nuclear tests under Obama Biden's words aren't convincing but his tone sure is

Biden asked what preconditions he'd put into place to meet with Kim Jong Un. Biden says: a nuclear-free peninsula Trump says Kim Jong Un refused to meet with Obama because "[Kim] didn't like him"

Biden: "We had a good relationship with Hitler before he invaded the rest of Europe. Come on!" Holy fuck

We've moved on to the American Family Healthcare question. The ACA is heading to the Supreme Court, which will likely overturn it. What happens to the 20 million Americans who lose their insurance? Trump immediately boasts that he terminated the individual mandate

Trump talks about how he decided to "run [obamacare] as well as I can" and says he "could have gone the other way and made things very bad for people" Biden full-on smirks

Trump says he wants to "come up with a brand new beautiful" you've heard this, you heard it in 2016, he's got no plan and this time everyone knows it I think this debate has reverse-aged Biden 10 years Me too

Biden asked what he'll do if the ACA is overturned He says he wants to build on Obamacare and have "Bidencare." Reduce premiums, reduce drug prices, I think he said automatic enrollment but I was having some phone trouble and am not sure

Biden denies wanting to destroy private insurance. Categorically states he's in favor of it He points out that Trump keeps talking about his plan to "protect pre-existing conditions" and never delivers. "I guess we'll get that plan when we get the infrastructure plan!"

Biden asked if we're moving towards a nightmare hellscape in which the government runs all healthcare. He says that won't happen, but that "healthcare is a right and not a privilege." Talks up the plan with the usual happy words

Biden looking at Trump in absolute disbelief as Trump says....I don't actually know. I don't know He's saying Kamala Harris is more liberal than Bernie Sanders He says we're going to have socialized medicine just like we're going to stop fracking Biden laughs

Trump demands to know why the moderator isn't asking Biden about fracking. The moderator attempts to explain that the debate is far from over Perhaps some wishful thinking by Trump that his public execution will end shortly

Trump keeps bringing up Bernie Sanders' name for some reason Look, we all wish Sanders was on the stage but he isn't Joe calls him out on it. "Look, he keeps thinking he's running against someone else. He's running against Joe Biden!"

Biden accuses Trump of trying to cut medicare. "He tried to hurt Social Security years ago!" Trump....says? Whines? It's certainly a noise

Biden asked why he hasn't pushed the Democratic party to come to a deal Biden asserts that the Democrats have already passed the plan Typical gridlock stuff, each side blaming the other. It's weird when there are moments of normalcy in this bizarre farce we live in now

Trump accuses the Democratic bill of bailing out Democratic cities and states, and also opening the borders somehow Biden says he'll be a president for EVERYONE Trump looks about as irritated as I've ever seen him

Biden asked about the minimum wage He says we need to bail out small businesses now This doesn't have to be a non sequitur, but Biden needs to connect the dots (I mean, he doesn't have to, barring a stroke he's won this debate already)

Trump talks over the moderator to call Biden out on it. How does raising the minimum wage help small businesses? The moderator attempts several times to ask whether Trump would still consider raising the minimum wage to $15 and finally manages to ask it

Trump says he'd consider raising the minimum wage, but not to the extent that it would hurt small businesses Look the question is whether you'd raise it to 15, you do it or you don't Trump points out that the cost of living differs in different countries

Trump gets to talk about immigration. How do we reunite those 545 kids with their families? Trump says the kids are brought by the coyotes, the border is stronger than ever before, and accuses Biden of building the cages

Biden gets his chance "These 500 kids came with parents. They separated them at the border to provide a disincentive to come over...coyotes didn't bring them over, their parents brought them over!" Strong words. He says it's a shameful blight on America

Trump correctly points out that the Obama administration started enforced separation. Biden doesn't point out that Trump expanded it, he just continues to speak outrage. It's the correct decision, it plays better on the ears

Biden asked directly about the Obama administration's decisions on immigrations and forced separation Biden says, we made a mistake He says, I won't be the vice president this time He promises to restore the DREAM act, to do better

Trump: "He did nothing for 8 years. Except building cages for children" A bold statement, I feel like surely he did something else also. State dinners, perhaps Biden hammers Trump on his changes in the asylum policy.

It's interesting that Trump has decided a softer touch on immigration--blaming Biden for the cages--is the right answer at this junction

Trump says that catch and release is a disaster and only the "lowest-IQ" immigrants ever come back in for their immigration hearing My mouth is open but it jolly well shouldn't be

We're on to race Biden asked about whether he understands the fear Black people have to feel when they interact with the police He talks about The Talk: how Black children have to learn to act in ways white people never have to think about

Biden says we need better access to healthcare, schooling, small business loans, and etc. for Black and brown communities. "It's about accumulating the ability to have wealth as well as the ability to be free from violence"

Trump asked the same question and immediately pivots to the 1994 crime bill "He called them super-predators," Trump correctly asserts This is the first good moment Trump's had all debate