wow remember when u could have a crush on a hot person and be like "hey wanna make out" instead of being like “maybe we can hang out 10 feet away for 6-12 months and then if that goes well i guess we'll bubble monogamously until the end times"
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Oh man, do I have to slice another ear off?
Girls only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
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Wait! Wait! This can be negotiable!
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Actually I do have a crush on an antifa protestor in Portland. She wants nothing to do with me. How did I land back in high school??
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