wow remember when u could have a crush on a hot person and be like "hey wanna make out" instead of being like “maybe we can hang out 10 feet away for 6-12 months and then if that goes well i guess we'll bubble monogamously until the end times"
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Just think of all the meaningful eye contact you can make above your masks.
Romance has become much more Victorian than previously
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Indeed. "Would you like cash back?" she asked quietly, raising her beguiling eyes to gaze at me over the tight line of her mask. For a moment, the universe paused. "Uhhh, no I'm good."
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They politely stepped as far away as possible when we met on the walking trail, but our hearts had never felt closer.
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Oh man, do I have to slice another ear off?
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Girls only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
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