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    1. 45th parallel absurdist brigade‏ @45thabsurdist Oct 13

      Editorial: We once told @suzettesmith that we’d do a thread of jokes about proudboys. @genialanarchist has provided the impetus. So here we are. Ahem: Q: What do you call a proud boy’s mom? A: the legal guardian of his children

      9 replies 49 retweets 270 likes
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    2. 45th parallel absurdist brigade‏ @45thabsurdist Oct 13

      What does a proud boy’s mom call her son? “Dead to me” Just kidding. She never calls anymore.

      1 reply 8 retweets 137 likes
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    3. 45th parallel absurdist brigade‏ @45thabsurdist Oct 13

      Why are proud boys homophobic? Because nobody wants to fuck a proud boy. Why are so many proud boys incels? Because *NO ONE* wants to fuck a proud boy. Why don’t proud boys masturbate? Because they don’t even want to fuck themselves.

      2 replies 13 retweets 132 likes
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    4. 45th parallel absurdist brigade‏ @45thabsurdist Oct 13

      What do you call 100 proud boys showing up to face off against 500 antifascists? Fucking themselves.

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    5. 45th parallel absurdist brigade‏ @45thabsurdist Oct 13

      How many proud boys does it take to change a lightbulb? That’s silly. Proud boys don’t change shit. They just want to sit in a dark room, punching each other and yelling the names of breakfast cereals, while insisting that lightbulbs are cultural Marxism.

      4 replies 19 retweets 153 likes
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    6. 45th parallel absurdist brigade‏ @45thabsurdist Oct 13

      Why don’t proud boys actually know the history of western civilization? Because the court order bars them from going within 200 yards of a school building.

      3 replies 9 retweets 133 likes
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      Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)‏ @1misanthrophile Oct 13
      Replying to @45thabsurdist

      This whole thread is art of the highest calibur

      10:23 PM - 13 Oct 2020
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      • Dumpsterfire Dutchess Paroles d'un Revolté Gwen 🏴🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ sharkimedes AR MaDIEson 👻 RusSKULL ☠️ (she/her)🎃👹👽 🌈Kiss Me I'm Pedantic🌈 45th parallel absurdist brigade the_one_ronin
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        1.  🖤*Comforting Moo* ❤*Public Nuisance* 🐬‏ @SmilingGarak Oct 13
          Replying to @1misanthrophile @45thabsurdist

          I have one that honestly I can't tell if it reaches a proper funny to fucked up ratio to post.

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