Editorial:
We once told @suzettesmith that we’d do a thread of jokes about proudboys.
@genialanarchist has provided the impetus. So here we are. Ahem:
Q: What do you call a proud boy’s mom?
A: the legal guardian of his children
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What does a proud boy’s mom call her son? “Dead to me” Just kidding. She never calls anymore.
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Why are proud boys homophobic? Because nobody wants to fuck a proud boy. Why are so many proud boys incels? Because *NO ONE* wants to fuck a proud boy. Why don’t proud boys masturbate? Because they don’t even want to fuck themselves.
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What do you call 100 proud boys showing up to face off against 500 antifascists? Fucking themselves.
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How many proud boys does it take to change a lightbulb? That’s silly. Proud boys don’t change shit. They just want to sit in a dark room, punching each other and yelling the names of breakfast cereals, while insisting that lightbulbs are cultural Marxism.
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Why don’t proud boys actually know the history of western civilization? Because the court order bars them from going within 200 yards of a school building.
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This whole thread is art of the highest calibur
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Replying to @1misanthrophile @45thabsurdist
I have one that honestly I can't tell if it reaches a proper funny to fucked up ratio to post.
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