Words cannot describe how excited I am not to be coming to you live from 3rd and Alder where perhaps 60 chuds are...well, I walked up and was immediately threatened by a man with an AR-15 so you could say things are tensepic.twitter.com/H9LOWr4odg
Why the fuck would I cut it mid-sentence? How does that help me? Whatever. Reality is clearly whatever you want it to be
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