Watching the presidential debate is one thing, but you would have to be deeply masochistic to watch a vice presidential debate. Sick. Degenerate Anyway I'm gonna live-tweet it
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I'm hanging out eating some Luc Lac takeout with local former youth
@hungrybowtie, who will also be live-tweeting. He will be sober on account of the law. I am under no such restriction and will be drinking heavily4 replies 0 retweets 90 likesShow this thread -
And here we go The set looks like a nightmare amalgam of conference room and game show, but it's socially distant so that's good I guess
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We're opening with thoughts and prayers to Trump for his recovery. By we I do not mean me: my thoughts and prayers angle in a very different direction The moderator outlines the rules, which may actually be followed given the candidates
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Beat it harder than I beat off your mom: that is, he hasn't yet but who knows what the future holds
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