The worst part of being an adult is the deep awareness that the world is fucked and feeling responsible for changing it but not knowing how but it's also not great that no one can stop me from eating nothing but ice cream for two days straight
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Oh I’m a ball it up and hide it in a drawer type
Actually I just realized there's one other answer: own exactly one set of sheets. That's the real solution right there
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No. You need to have a backup set of sheets. You never know when you’ll need to change your sheets
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I tried this, but: cats. Cats do terrible things to sheets at inopportune times.
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Aah yes, this tracks
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Yeah, you right. I have two sets of sheets, one that lives on my bed and one in a drawer for when I can't get into the washer fast enough. But I'm actually pretty good at folding fitted sheets.
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