The worst part of being an adult is the deep awareness that the world is fucked and feeling responsible for changing it but not knowing how but it's also not great that no one can stop me from eating nothing but ice cream for two days straight
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Replying to @dumbfinder_
My ancient and decrepit millennial body would like to disagree with you, it demands salad and lean protein to make me feel not like shit
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Replying to @dumbfinder_
I will transcend this mortal prison and become an incorporeal ice-cream-based being
1:55 PM - 28 Sep 2020
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