What’s the last thing that brought you joy?
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Replying to @tuckwoodstock
Trader Joe's had lobster gummies at the checkout counter for 99 cents so I bought them and now I'm going to sit at my computer and move them around and make them say Jordan Peterson quotes before I bite their heads off
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Replying to @1misanthrophile @tuckwoodstock
I'm glad my joy brought you joy here is a video of me doing thispic.twitter.com/ZjGK29vK6v
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Replying to @1misanthrophile @tuckwoodstock
Not sure if I’m sad or relieved that they (apparently) don’t taste like lobster.
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Replying to @LususNaturae12 @tuckwoodstock
Not gonna lie I was a little scared
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When I was at the Dogfishhead brewery they were experimenting with a chocolate lobster ale. I don't like seafood at all but I've never not tried a beer. It tasted like lobster
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Please tell this brewer to report to The Hague immediately for their war crimes trial
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