What’s the last thing that brought you joy?
Trader Joe's had lobster gummies at the checkout counter for 99 cents so I bought them and now I'm going to sit at my computer and move them around and make them say Jordan Peterson quotes before I bite their heads off
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That sounds like an amazing time honestly.
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It sounds like fun, but I'm glad I don't know enough Jordan Peterson quotes to play that game.
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’men are attracted to women with red lipstick b/c that’s the color of ripe apples which is also the color of lobsters’ -jp (real quote)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I interpreted this as lobster-flavored gummies and I was about to smash the unfollow button.
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This is cathartic.
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I'm glad my joy brought you joy here is a video of me doing thispic.twitter.com/ZjGK29vK6v
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Laura, you scared me perfectly
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My son approves of your pastime. Both the lobster gummies and making fun of Jordan
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And he's almost 16, such hope for the future!
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