We all know it’s a GAS MASK HOLSTER THO
The year is 2074. I'm lying in my hospice bed surrounded by chosen family I motion for one of them to come closer. "What is it, Laura?" "Don't cry for me," I whisper. "I've lived a full life. I have only one regret... "I never did find out what the fuck was in that bag"
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I absolutely refuse to live in a world where this is true, I demand whimsy
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*Till their final days, Garrison tried using open source intelligence to find out what was in those bags. Friends were counting on them to solve this mystery. By the time Garrison died in a truck explosion in Hungary in 2048, no progress was made.
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Porn. It was all porn.
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They leg bag?
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The drama in this post
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I had to go search for reference to get this one and it was worth it
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Wow was that you who yelled whats in the bag 100+ times last night at the ice facility lmao
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That was not me, but I was a person laughing really hard about it
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