Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)

One of the dancers just playfully dangled a pair of handcuffs to the cops, it was amazing They're getting closer and closer. A game of chicken

Bafflingly, the Feds get on the loudspeaker to tell us not to light the ICE building on fire No one has attempted this to my knowledge. I mean, there were some fire dance moves I guess but that's as far as it's gone

Looks like the reinforcements have left. Back to the old standoff Stick cops still here. If I was in full armor holding a beatin' stick facing down a bunch of dancing protesters with "I wanna dance with somebody" blasting, I would feel self-conscious But I'm not a cop

As the last strain of Whitney Houston dies away the feds once again tell us not to light the building on fire I think they want to use those sticks FetLife is that way, boys. Go home

You may have noticed the cops are carrying bags. The protesters have noticed too. "What's in the bag!!" people keep screaming Theories so far: -Cocaine -Gwyneth Paltrow's head -Paperwork (theory immediately dismissed, we know they don't do paperwork)