Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)

One of the dancers just playfully dangled a pair of handcuffs to the cops, it was amazing They're getting closer and closer. A game of chicken

Bafflingly, the Feds get on the loudspeaker to tell us not to light the ICE building on fire No one has attempted this to my knowledge. I mean, there were some fire dance moves I guess but that's as far as it's gone

Looks like the reinforcements have left. Back to the old standoff Stick cops still here. If I was in full armor holding a beatin' stick facing down a bunch of dancing protesters with "I wanna dance with somebody" blasting, I would feel self-conscious But I'm not a cop

As the last strain of Whitney Houston dies away the feds once again tell us not to light the building on fire I think they want to use those sticks FetLife is that way, boys. Go home