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'Hateful & Sick' - Ted Cruz. Freelance writer, Portland OR. Protest livetweetings. Bylines @WWeek, @PoMoMagazine. She/hers. Misanthrophile on Venmo/Cashapp

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    1. Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)‏ @1misanthrophile Sep 2

      Maybe 100 people here now, more coming all the time. I have a brief conversation with @hungrybowtie about soup. As you do Strains of "Guillotine" by the Coup on the breeze

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    2. Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)‏ @1misanthrophile Sep 2

      I keep reaching for my press pass: talisman against harm. With the State Police deputized as federal agents, it's a talisman whose time has come and gone I've got IV plates and a good helmet: far more useful things tonight

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    3. Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)‏ @1misanthrophile Sep 2

      A debate about tonight's action ensues. It's unclear what's going to happen tonight, and I'll refrain from commenting until the protest figures it out and does it

      2 replies 1 retweet 66 likes
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    4. Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)‏ @1misanthrophile Sep 2

      Ok one comment: seems like decisions aren't going super smoothly tonight. Someone is very committed to a specific option that's proving unpopular Fast horizontal decision-making ultimately requires total buy-in A helicopter drones overhead

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    5. Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)‏ @1misanthrophile Sep 2

      A very clear consensus emerges. Two people from the Portland Protest Bureau do everything in their power to overturn this consensus. "The people of color are going to _____!!" I'm not sure the only people of color here are the ones involved with the Portland Protest Bureau

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    6. Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)‏ @1misanthrophile Sep 2

      Update: people still arguing I've noticed that the Portland Protest Bureau tends to assert itself when the national eye is on us and there's a lot of pressure on officials to get things under control It's just an observation

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    7. Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)‏ @1misanthrophile Sep 2

      "We've made a decision! We're going to [non-consensus location]! If you don't want to go, you don't have to! We're anarchists, were autonomous!!" I'm sorry, I laughed for like 2 minutes, really loud, please forgive me This is a shit show

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    8. Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)‏ @1misanthrophile Sep 2

      "hello well-intentioned anarchists! Sometimes part of direct action is being flexible about your plans! And that's 99% of the time! We cannot get a consensus right now with so many people. If you don't want to go, go home!" I would like to reiterate that a consensus WAS reached

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    9. Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)‏ @1misanthrophile Sep 2

      Let's spend the evening reading basic anarchist theory, maybe that's what we should do I am excruciatingly ill-informed on theory and even I know this is ridiculous

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    10. Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)‏ @1misanthrophile Sep 2

      The journalists discuss what to do. Here are our ideas: -press-only rally at Kate Brown's house where we chant our questions -Drink in the park -Be petty and refuse to go cuz we think it's silly Unfortunately, as we learned earlier, consensus is impossible

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      Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)‏ @1misanthrophile Sep 2

      The new plan is for me to tweet that I heard the protest is going to a bar and that everyone should go there and then we'll be at a bar and no one will ever know I influenced events oh shit I fucked this up didn't I

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        2. Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)‏ @1misanthrophile Sep 2

          The location of the bar will be decided by consensus by the one anarchist here Wow this is just a shitpost thread now I'm so sorry

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        3. Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)‏ @1misanthrophile Sep 2

          Ok. Ok. So basically the crowd has split. A lot of people have left for home. Others have left for Alberta Park. Most people are still here, chilling and bitching The night has fallen apart completely

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        4. Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)‏ @1misanthrophile Sep 2

          Update: the press corp has decided to order pizza and chill in this park, yes really

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        5. Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)‏ @1misanthrophile Sep 2

          UPDATE: CAVIAR HAS JUST CANCELLED OUR ORDER this is war

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        6. Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)‏ @1misanthrophile Sep 2

          After much thought, we have decided to attempt to actually do our jobs I am now approaching the North Precinct, where chants of ACAB are already reaching my ears

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        7. Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)‏ @1misanthrophile Sep 2

          Between 100 and 150 people. Not a lot of bloc, not a lot of shields. Lot of well-meaning people without armor chanting at the police Three silent squad cars shine lights on the protestpic.twitter.com/HVnDjfkCqM

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        8. Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)‏ @1misanthrophile Sep 2

          A line of individuals holding what I'm going to describe as symbolic shields lines up at the property linepic.twitter.com/gT9WDDrLjV

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        9. Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)‏ @1misanthrophile Sep 2

          Riot cops relax at the back of North precinctpic.twitter.com/8wlkHEBi3B

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        10. Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)‏ @1misanthrophile Sep 2

          The person on the megaphone is talking about how they already defunded one of the Portland Police officers and I'm not sure what that means but good on them

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        11. Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)‏ @1misanthrophile Sep 3

          At long last someone has fed me and that someone is 7/11. Oh thank heaven. Does anyone remember that ad campaign? It was a more religious timepic.twitter.com/UecZj0XWbv

          4 replies 2 retweets 58 likes
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        12. Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)‏ @1misanthrophile Sep 3

          I regret to report that these mochis are terrible Oh, were you hoping for protest reporting? That's very selfish but if you must know things are about the same out here. A speaker plays soul music. Crowd dwindled to maybe 75 Chant: "Fuck Ted Wheeler; Fuck Kate Brown!"

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        13. Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)‏ @1misanthrophile Sep 3

          Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile) Retweeted Garrison Davis

          @hungrybowtie figures out the mystery of why it was so goddamn important to go to Alberta. How awkward would it have been if they'd lost control of the protest they claim to lead?https://twitter.com/hungrybowtie/status/1301418602566840320?s=19 …

          Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile) added,

          Garrison Davis @hungrybowtie
          So it looks like controversial Portland Protest Bureau people have an interview set up with people from Vice, which could be why they were so insistent on moving the protest to North Precinct tonight. pic.twitter.com/sIPrBh1GUH
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        14. Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)‏ @1misanthrophile Sep 3

          The speaker is playing Freedom! by George Michael and I guess that's fine

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        15. Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)‏ @1misanthrophile Sep 3

          No one asked but I could play any song over protest radio it would be this one: https://youtu.be/dAMu8EIOVIw  This is why no one lets me play songs over protest radio (I do have the entire song memorized in case I ever get arrested so I can sing it to the cops)

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        16. Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)‏ @1misanthrophile Sep 3

          And out of FUCKING NOWHERE, the LRAD reminds everyone that the road they're hanging out on is closed and anyone who sets foot on it will be subject to crowd control munitions etc This is the world's lamest block party and they're still trying to cause problems

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        17. Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)‏ @1misanthrophile Sep 3

          The music's off and all attention is now focused on PPB. Someone throws an empty water bottle That's the kind of night it is. Not even a half-empty bottle. An empty one (Don't worry, sympathizers: it didn't hit anyone)

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        18. Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)‏ @1misanthrophile Sep 3

          OMG whoever is playing "Nemesis" by VNV Nation right now, I'm going to cry

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        19. Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)‏ @1misanthrophile Sep 3

          I WANT JUSTICE FOR THE VOICE THAT CAN'T BE HEARD VINDICATION FOR EVERY SUFFERING AND HURT LET RETRIBUTION HOLD DOMINION OVER EARTH BECAUSE JUDGEMENT DAY'S NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH

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        20. Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)‏ @1misanthrophile Sep 3

          In other news, now that their interview is complete, the Portland Protest Bureau has left the approximately 50 remaining protesters to face down the police alone DJ LRAD has been silent since his little announcement earlier

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        21. Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)‏ @1misanthrophile Sep 3

          I'm home. It seems to me things are officially fizzling out What a strange lull these past couple days have been. No medium days any longer. Silly clusterfuck or horrific brutality: nothing in between Solidarity to everyone still out there

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