I just went to get into bed and there was this huge spider on the wall so ai went to kill him but I missed and he FELL BETWEEN THE BED AND THE WALL AND VANISHED So do I burn just the bed, or the whole apartment complex just to be sure?
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Replying to @1misanthrophile
I have a wife that takes care of this conundrum for me while I regather my sanity in another room.
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Replying to @GimpyMcStubbs @1misanthrophile
So much for the big tough guy huh? Jumping from planes, getting shot at, flashbangs, scary feds and cops with sticks...NP. Spiders, and I'm totally undone. Thank you one camel spider on my face for like 2 seconds.
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Replying to @GimpyMcStubbs
Camel spiders are proof that there is no God Alternately: there's a god and he hates us, just absolutely loathes everything about us
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