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'Hateful & Sick' - Ted Cruz. Freelance writer, Portland OR. Protest livetweetings. Bylines @WWeek, @PoMoMagazine. She/hers. Misanthrophile on Venmo/Cashapp

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    1. Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)‏ @1misanthrophile Aug 31

      I just went to get into bed and there was this huge spider on the wall so ai went to kill him but I missed and he FELL BETWEEN THE BED AND THE WALL AND VANISHED So do I burn just the bed, or the whole apartment complex just to be sure?

      36 replies 2 retweets 102 likes
    2. Dublin‏ @DublinPDX Aug 31
      Replying to @1misanthrophile

      Spiders are here to protect us from actual nasty biteys! Give them cute old lady names to help get over the instilled fear. When he pops back up, just go "Hey Delores, been a minute!" And you will feel better

      2 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
    3. Fred Baker‏ @FredTheFriendly Aug 31
      Replying to @DublinPDX @1misanthrophile

      I do this with house centipedes too!

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
    4. Dublin‏ @DublinPDX Aug 31
      Replying to @FredTheFriendly @1misanthrophile

      House centipedes give me primal --not instilled-- yucky fear feelings. But I'll give it a go

      1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
    5. Fred Baker‏ @FredTheFriendly Aug 31
      Replying to @DublinPDX @1misanthrophile

      i love that you can't tell which side is their head until they move, and that when moving they move FAST, "pound for pound about the same as a human running 42 mph"https://www.kqed.org/science/1931366/the-house-centipede-is-fast-furious-and-hella-leggy …

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
    6. Fred Baker‏ @FredTheFriendly Aug 31
      Replying to @FredTheFriendly @DublinPDX @1misanthrophile

      also I'm like 90% sure they are 100% harmless to humans and only eat other insects (mostly pests)

      2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)‏ @1misanthrophile Aug 31
      Replying to @FredTheFriendly @DublinPDX

      This is a scientifically sound, logical and compassionate thread, all of you are right, and yet I reject it all

      3:05 AM - 31 Aug 2020
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      • megan Voltairine🏴 🥫No, this is soup for my family Ⓐ 𝐆𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 ⚫_🔴 Dublin Fred Baker
      1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
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        1. Fred Baker‏ @FredTheFriendly Aug 31
          Replying to @1misanthrophile

          pic.twitter.com/eIB55O1bMQ

          2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
        2. Fred Baker‏ @FredTheFriendly Aug 31
          Replying to @FredTheFriendly @1misanthrophile @DublinPDX

          "so fancy!"

          0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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