This sounds like a job for lighter fluid 
I just went to get into bed and there was this huge spider on the wall so ai went to kill him but I missed and he FELL BETWEEN THE BED AND THE WALL AND VANISHED So do I burn just the bed, or the whole apartment complex just to be sure?
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Spiders are here to protect us from actual nasty biteys! Give them cute old lady names to help get over the instilled fear. When he pops back up, just go "Hey Delores, been a minute!" And you will feel better
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I do this with house centipedes too!
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Well if the spider shenanigans didn't wake up my neighbors me laughing at this tweet sure did
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It all has to go
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I put on a hat the other day & a huge spider was in it & I screamed & threw hat & never got closure on what happened 2 the lil terrorist. I swear it's had a far more visceral effect on me and how I operate than police and fash violence of the last 3months or 3years or decades.
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If you burn the complex, make sure to get the landlords too so you get the real parasites
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