People sometimes wonder what the cops will do once we abolish the police but don't worry, I have a plan: a business where suburban moms pay to have riot cops to chase them down the street for hours
Results guaranteed. Signed waiver required
#protestbody
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Replying to @1misanthrophile
This “suburban” mom already does that, but I never signed a waiver. Whoopsies.
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Replying to @AllThighsNHair
Uh oh, I think that means you can sue (or you certainly should be able to sue) (shoutout to the suburban moms already enrolled in this fantastic exercise program)
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Replying to @1misanthrophile
Little league next year is going to be awkward... after I sue my kid’s coach.
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