People sometimes wonder what the cops will do once we abolish the police but don't worry, I have a plan: a business where suburban moms pay to have riot cops to chase them down the street for hours
Results guaranteed. Signed waiver required
#protestbody
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I'm not a suburban mom, can I still get some exercise with this program?
This program is open to everyone, and it is free for a limited time* *medical bills not covered
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I used to be good at dodge ball in middle school, hopefully that carries over to cops randomly firing projectiles at my head for daring to ignore the glorious LRAD
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