This “suburban” mom already does that, but I never signed a waiver. Whoopsies.
People sometimes wonder what the cops will do once we abolish the police but don't worry, I have a plan: a business where suburban moms pay to have riot cops to chase them down the street for hours
Results guaranteed. Signed waiver required
#protestbody
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Uh oh, I think that means you can sue (or you certainly should be able to sue) (shoutout to the suburban moms already enrolled in this fantastic exercise program)
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I'm not a suburban mom, can I still get some exercise with this program?
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This program is open to everyone, and it is free for a limited time* *medical bills not covered
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Can this be combined with some kind of eacape room?
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That's Part 2, comes after they catch you
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