Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)

Seems like the cops are getting a lot more vocal out there Have you had a cop say rude, weird, funny, and/or dickish things to you? I'm thinking about writing a thing and I'd love to hear about it

One of the weirdest experiences I've ever had was a cop pulling me over for speeding on a road where (apparently) the speed limit is 45 in one direction and 35 in the other. Go figure.

So he asks me if I know I was going 45, and I'm like "yeah, isn't that the speed limit?" He explains to me that the speed limit is 35 in THIS direction, and he's going to give me a warning. That's a pretty normal interaction, but then this rabbit hops by on the side of the road.

Not like a wild rabbit. A white, fluffy rabbit, like somebody's pet. This cop goes "you know, those are great to eat, right?" I'm like "sure...rabbit is good."

Then, I shit you not, he mimes the process while explaining to me that "the best way to kill 'em is to hold them up by their hind legs, and ... BAM!!!" He hammer-fists the imaginary rabbit, "hit them on the back of the head and break their neck."