dude literally just made shit up while testifying before congress todaypic.twitter.com/r5f7fUXqT4
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it's actually nearly physically impossible to make a pee balloon. You need pressurized water from a hose to fill the balloon, and you can't just pour in a fluid. It would take advanced technology and you would spray it on yourself.
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