All crimes banned in the Constitution are now legal. What are you doing first?
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I was leaning toward piracy. Thought it might be relaxing to spend some time on the water.
That sounds WAY better. OK, hear me out: re-enlist, demand quarter in a yacht, then use the yacht for piracy
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That might check the treason box, too. Especially if you fight against the Coast Guard during your piracy. Start printing money on that boat and we might have all our bases covered.
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